HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DONT GIVE UP ON SOMETHING JUST COS YOU FEEL INADEQUATE!!! TALENTS TAKE TIME TO DEVELOP AND YOU GOTTA PRACTICE AND MAKE SURE YOURE HAVING A GOOD TIME!!! EVERYONE HAS THE POTENTIAL TO DO SOMETHING GREAT YOU JUST GOTTA COMMIT YOURSELF TO IT! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT
no punchlines allowed
welcome to the buildup-only comedy club, the only place in town with 100% no punchlines. now for some jokes. why did the chicken cross the road? *crowd laughs hysterically* ok next one
i was rping as davesprite and the wii fit trainer lady totally offended my delicate sensibilities
I WAS THE WII FIT TRAINER LADY OMG
this was so great youre a great davesprite
God Tier Armor by snailofapproval
do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax
i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with
And you ask why I love Donna.
I love how the Doctor is just like “I’d listen to her if I were you…”
I want to know more about this guy.